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So I'm sitting there, eating an apple, my machine-gun in my lap. That's good, tomorrow dinner will be hare (writes it down). At the end of the semester the Devil comes with a bucket of nails: I've been to Moscow. At -20, Austrians fly to Málaga, while Finns celebrate midsummer.
Then suddenly, I see movement - there's some guy swimming across the river. - Hey you, the big-eared one, who's the smartest in the savannah? Tomorrow at dusk you'll come to my lair, I'll eat you for dinner. Seen great placards: "Everything in the name of Man, everything for the good of Man! (referring to the General Secretary of the Communist Party, who could be seen on national holidays receiving parades in Red Square.) A Georgian comes to an urologist and, without a word, pulls out his member and plops it on the examination table. At -200, hell freezes over and Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
The teacher is overjoyed and asks Sashka to ask his grandfather if he wants to come to the school and tell the children about Chapayev. It was a fine morning in September, I remember it as if it were only yesterday... There the Devil offers him a choice: either he will go to regular hell, or to the version for students. In regular hell he is told that it is almost normal life, except that every day a nail is driven into one's ass. In student hell he's told that it is exactly like real student life. The pharmacist pulls down his pants too, puts his dick on the counter, and since his one is longer, he takes the money.
Sashka stands up and says that his grandfather knew Chapaev! He walks into a drug store, pulls down his pants and puts his dick on the counter, along with some money.
Surprising effects are achieved by an endless variety of plots and plays on words.
Since the advent of the Internet (and especially Web 2.0), anectodes' popularity is rivaled by that of , "tales") - short to middle-sized (up to several paragraphs) funny stories that supposedly happened in Real Life (though it's not uncommon and even encouraged for each narrator to slightly exaggerate facts and add fictional details for better effect).
Russian humour comes mostly in the form of "anecdotes" (anekdoty) - joke stories with a punchline.
Typical of Russian joke culture is a series of categories with fixed and highly familiar settings and characters.
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